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Nothing is writ in stone.
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There are always options. Always.
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If you don't think you have any choices, you aren't looking hard enough
or deliberately overlooking the ones already there.
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Impossible? Look again. It might not be. In fact, it probably isn’t.
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Question your assumptions, all of them, from time to time.
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Love is not a limited resource. It doesn't run out nor can it be used up.
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Love can, however, die of neglect, inattention, betrayal, or deliberate
malice.
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Good friends are the family you get to choose.
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Life is too short to be unhappy.
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When things look bad, remember to ask yourself, 'What's the worst that
can happen?'
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Always hope for the best, plan for the worst, and lay in extra supplies
just in case you're really wrong.
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Everyone has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another cookie.
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Remember to smile. Doing so is contagious.
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Be extra nice towards those who have wronged you. It'll drive 'em crazy.
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Meet the eyes of everyone you encounter. You'll make an impression.
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Everybody needs hugs.
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Nothing beats a good cuddle every now and then.
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Never go to bed angry.
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I haven't had my coffee yet. Don't make me kill you.
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Chocolate is proof that God is female.
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Estrogen and testosterone are further proof of God's feminine gender. And
Her sense of humor.
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Sometimes people don't really want to be helped. They just want to bitch
about their problems for a while. Let them. For a while.
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If you're angry towards someone who has been taking advantage of you, ask
yourself first why you've been letting them do it.
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The singular identifying characteristic of fanatics, religious zealots,
and bullies is an utter lack of a sense of humor.
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Listen to the rain.
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The ears and tummies of dogs are there to be rubbed. They'll handle the
tail-wagging part.
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Everything should be done in moderation. Including moderation.
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Pay attention to your dreams. They're trying to tell you something.
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Everyone needs to make mud-pies once in a while.
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Have you ever really stopped to smell the flowers? Try it sometime it'll
change your entire day. Make it a habit and you'll change your life.
